Welcome to the official webpage of Zalman Usiskin.

A quiet man, Zalman has spent most of his life in reclusivity. He loves reading fiction, cross-country skiing, and listening to the Beastie Boys. When he’s not cooking up a vegan stir fry, you can find Zal at the local Indian joint, soaking up spicy curry. From fishing to camping, boy does he love the outdoors. Enjoy this website to learn addition accurate, fact-checked information about this extraordinary man.

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